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if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes
gothic english beauty
and insane homeless woman
- Kelly: Who's Bob Hope?
- Michael: Gah! He's a- he's a comedian.
- Kelly: Oh, like Amanda Bynes.
- Michael: Who's Amanda Bynes?
- Kelly: She's from 'What a Girl Wants'.
- Michael: Oh! I love that movie.
My Thoughts During The Great Gatsby
- Where is Leonardo Dicaprio
- Since when was Tobey Maguire famous again
- Why is everything in CGI
- I want Daisy’s dress
- I don’t like Tom
- Where is Leonardo
- Is Nick really sitting and listening to his cousin’s husband have an affair in the next room
- I’d really rather not have a close-up view of this dog eating
- Can I be invited to this party
- Is that Gatsby
- Does Gatsby even exist
- Are Nick and this chick dating
- Did they even have rap in the 20’s
- I think Nick and that chick are dating
- But she has a boyfriend
- Seriously where is he
- I don’t think they had rap in the 20’s
- OMG there he is
- He’s going to die. Don’t get attached.
- Too late. I’m attached.
- His face *swoon*
- His love *swoon*
- His car *swoon*
- His clothes *swoon*
- But really, his face *swoon*
- Can I marry him or
- Oh wait he’s in love
- Can I have Daisy’s dresses or
- How many times will he say Old Sport
- I really hate Tom
- Oh this is awkward
- omg he’s so cute when he’s in love
- But really that car
- He’s yelling now
- Why is Pennsylvania calling
- Nick is such a third wheel
- Who put Jay-Z in charge of the sound track
- omg it was Daisy not Jay no
- Don’t go swimming
- omg I really hate Tom
- omg I really hate Daisy
- They can both die
- I’m crying now well crap