“A crown of gold. A heart that’s harder than stone. And it hurts a whole lot, but it’s missed when it’s gone.”

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

itsbeifongbitch:

my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes

gothic english beauty 

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and insane homeless woman

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  • Kelly: Who's Bob Hope?
  • Michael: Gah! He's a- he's a comedian.
  • Kelly: Oh, like Amanda Bynes.
  • Michael: Who's Amanda Bynes?
  • Kelly: She's from 'What a Girl Wants'.
  • Michael: Oh! I love that movie.

Outlive Life: My Thoughts During The Great Gatsby

kerellie:

My Thoughts During The Great Gatsby
  • Where is Leonardo Dicaprio
  • Since when was Tobey Maguire famous again
  • Why is everything in CGI
  • I want Daisy’s dress
  • I don’t like Tom
  • Where is Leonardo
  • Is Nick really sitting and listening to his cousin’s husband have an affair in the next room
  • I’d really rather not have a close-up view of this dog eating
  • Can I be invited to this party
  • Is that Gatsby
  • Does Gatsby even exist
  • Are Nick and this chick dating
  • Did they even have rap in the 20’s
  • I think Nick and that chick are dating
  • But she has a boyfriend
  • Seriously where is he
  • I don’t think they had rap in the 20’s
  • OMG there he is
  • He’s going to die. Don’t get attached.
  • Too late. I’m attached.
  • His face *swoon*
  • His love *swoon*
  • His car *swoon*
  • His clothes *swoon*
  • But really, his face *swoon*
  • Can I marry him or
  • Oh wait he’s in love
  • Can I have Daisy’s dresses or
  • How many times will he say Old Sport
  • I really hate Tom
  • Oh this is awkward
  • omg he’s so cute when he’s in love
  • But really that car
  • He’s yelling now
  • Why is Pennsylvania calling
  • Nick is such a third wheel
  • Who put Jay-Z in charge of the sound track
  • omg it was Daisy not Jay no
  • Don’t go swimming
  • omg I really hate Tom
  • omg I really hate Daisy
  • They can both die
  • I’m crying now well crap